There’s a cat in my ham, It ate all of my jam! It sat like a rat In poor fat Sam’s hat! The jar of jam is not with ham, For Pam’s fat cat ate with a bam!
I had to write that as part of my lesson plan. Seriously.
So silly -- why did you have to write that for the lesson plan?
Poor fat Sam, Hat flattened with a bam, Took solace in lamb And un-cat-eaten mint jam. Then bought a new tam And took the noon tram For ale at the Blue Ram.
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So silly -- why did you have to write that for the lesson plan?
Poor fat Sam,
Hat flattened with a bam,
Took solace in lamb
And un-cat-eaten mint jam.
Then bought a new tam
And took the noon tram
For ale at the Blue Ram.
LOOOOOVE your reply!